The primary purpose of sailing onboard "Chasseur" is to enjoy some time on the water, and win a few races along the way.
Sailing is about simply having a great time.
Here are just a few of the great comments from past seasons:
"Shut-up, you can be replaced with a piece of bungee."
"You wanna come up here and show me how it is done fukwit?.....I thought not!"
"60% of the time it was ready every time."
"MADE... oh wait... shit shit shit! "
"It s fucking upside-down!"
"My bad"
I d rather be wet and happy than dry and retarded.
"Shut up and drive"
"Are your arms fucking painted on? Pull the fucking thing in!"
Me: "Gybing!" Bowman: "THE HELL YOU ARE!!! "DAMMIT!! I M GONNA MAKE YOUR SISTER SCREAM MY NAME!"
"Nice start, only 12 boats in front of us"
"I ll get on it as soon as I m done unfucking your shit."
"Do you have this much trouble starting your lawn mower?"
When the skipper asked if he was going to make the mark - "You couldn t make a ham sandwich."
Oh yeah? YOU couldn t trim a hedge"
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